Oreo Cookie Comparisons
We asked YOU to tell us who you thought your regional or department head would be if they were an Oreo Cookie. Well, the RESULTS ARE IN! Read below about your teammates and what they would be if they were one of 85 flavors of the classic cookie collection.
THE REGIONALS/VP’s
Chelsey: Golden Oreo
For those of you who may think the Golden Oreo is a little basic, you couldn’t be further from the truth. Golden Oreos are a classic staple in the world of cookies, and are timeless as well as the bases for so many other delicious desserts. That’s why Chelsey makes the best candidate for this flavor!
She has been here and has acted as a staple to her teams, and probably will always be, too. Timeless is an understatement, as she keeps up with all of the changing markets and needs of her sites. Chelsey provides a rock solid base for support for her teams, and she is undeniably sweet. Not to mention, she gets along with pretty much everyone, the same way a Golden Oreo works for a variety of palettes! She is original, but always a hit!
Chloe: Original Oreo
There are so many dimensions to this cookie, beyond what most probably would think of. It is like a right of passage to have experienced life with Original Oreos: sweet and bold, comforting and everyone’s go-to. I have never met an Oreo lover that hasn’t loved the Original. Chloe, we could say the same for her!
As one of her team’s put it, she is “an OG”, and has been a teammate of ours for such a long time. She is a “classic”, and is so many of her sites’ and coworkers’ most trusted source for anything they may need. Chloe is easy to love and one to provide comfort at the drop of a hat to anyone who may need her assistance. She is sweet, and such a reliable shoulder to lean on, just like Original Oreos when we need a little treat.
Colton: Red Velvet Oreo
Ah, the Red Velvet Oreo. Classy, bold, and full of flavor. You pick Red Velvet Oreos when you are craving something exciting and rich. Never a dull moment and it’s always BURSTING with flavor. I think we can all agree that we have no better match for this cookie than our very own Colton!
If you have ever had the pleasure of meeting Colton, you know that he is the life of the party: so outgoing, extroverted, and always keeping us on the edge of our seats. He is rich with enthusiasm and charisma, being complex but also so tasteful all together. We can always rely on Colton to give us the same unique experience time and time again, just like a Red Velvet Oreo!
Dorothy: Salted Caramel Brownie Oreo
The Salted Caramel Brownie Oreo is an undeniably wonderful cookie. It is ooey gooey sweet, and just when you think that’s all there is to it, you get a little burst of salt! All those dimensions of flavor can offer a compatible cookie for all, and that’s exactly why Dorothy’s personality matches the Salted Caramel Brownie Oreo!
Dorothy is such a kind soul, and has proven to be full of compassion and love for others with her time spent at The Preiss Company. She not only works as a regional but as someone who curates a philanthropic and caring environment for our company. Just like this cookie, Dorothy is sweet as can be! However, her loyalty can bring out some fire in her: a hint of salt to compliment the sugar.
Gavin: Tiramisu Oreo
This is one complex Oreo flavor, there is no doubting that. Who could have ever imagined that Oreo could pull such a flavor, and do it well? A complex dessert made simple and classic, for all those who want the sweet treat without all the effort. That’s why Gavin couldn’t go more hand-in-hand with this cookie.
Gavin is just wonderful, and while you say this makes him a pretty simple guy, he really has so many sweet layers to him. Kind, funny, compassionate, reliable, and more. All those layers of “sweet” make him such a great asset to his teams and sites. It is hard not to love him! Just like Tiramisu Oreos, he is a complex operation made simple. No wonder he mirrors this cookie so well!
Lauren: Birthday Cake Oreo
Excitement, enthusiasm, and LOTS of personality is the best way to describe the Birthday Cake Oreo. One of the most popular flavors of Oreo, this cookie packs a punch in the greatest way possible. There is no denying this Oreo is fun-loving and ready to celebrate with every bite. No one bodies this better than Lauren!
Lauren takes the stage when it comes to celebrating her sites and getting pumped! She puts razzle-dazzle in everything she does, and has a contagious laugh that strengthens her enthusiasm. Lauren is a little bottle of sunshine and brings excitement and color to her whole team. She is a birthday every day to her friends at Preiss!
Mariana: Latte Oreo
Waking up with a latte is no doubt the best way to start your day. The Latte Oreo takes us to that feeling and reminds us of the energy and bold flavors its inspiration brings us when we drink it. Latte Oreos are the perfect balance of sweet and powerful, which couldn’t make Mariana a better candidate for this cookie.
Mariana is strong, bold, and full of vigor, ready to take on any challenge that comes her way. She brings her determination to every situation she faces and gives her sites the power to do anything! While she is sweet and a loyal teammate, she sets her mind and lets nothing stop her from achieving what her heart desires. She is a true leader and helps others achieve their dreams, too! Just the same way a latte helps us find motivation.
Mike: S’Mores Oreo
When I think of S’Mores, I think cozy summers with my friends, just a sweet treat and having a good time. S’Mores Oreos truly embody the vibe we all associate with this classic casual dessert, with the benefit of not having to burn a marshmallow! Mike couldn’t match this Oreo cookie more.
Mike is undeniably kind and comforting, and provides compassion and support to all his teammates and sites. He is easy to get along with and is a go-to for so many of his sites, just the same as S’Mores Oreo cookies are for those looking for some comfort food! Who doesn’t love a s’more?
Sara: Strawberry Shortcake Oreo
Until this survey, I was unaware that this flavor of Oreo even existed. Strawberry shortcakes have the perfect balance of sweet and tart, and is a conglomerate of flavor for such a little treat. The fact that Oreo was able to make this into a cookie is astounding. For pretty obvious reasons, Sara and this Strawberry Shortcake Oreo go together like two peas in a pod!
For starters, she is…well…short! While she is small, she still knows how to pack a punch. Sara brings multiple dimensions of sweet, funny, and loyalty to the table and to her team. While everyone commented “she is short and sweet” just like the Strawberry Shortcake Oreo, she goes beyond just two wonderful characteristics, just like the dessert itself. Anyone who has had the pleasure of working with her at Preiss can truly attest!
Telsherree: Heads or Tails Oreo
Heads or Tails Oreos undeniably bring the best of it all. Whether you are in the mood for chocolate, vanilla, or just the cream in the middle, you can always expect to be satisfied with the taste of this Oreo cookie. You get everything up front and exactly how you see it, which is why Tel is a perfect match for the Heads or Tails Oreo!
The best part about Tel is that you never need to guess what she is thinking. She is so honest, and what you see is what you get with her. Tel is able to offer her teams layers of personality, just like the Heads or Tails Oreo does! Her kindness, natural ability to light up a room, and sense of humor make the perfect combination for her character. She brings the best of it all straight to her teams and sites!
DeWana: Java Chip Oreo
Java Chip Oreos are honestly the most underrated cookie. The people who know them, LOVE them to pieces. A little bit of bitter mixed with a little bit of sweet, and you get such a tasty cookie no matter what your in the mood for. DeWana, you couldn’t draw parallels to a better flavor Oreo!
For those who don’t know her, DeWana has been with Preiss for quite some time. She is so sweet and energetic, and knows how to bring bold flavors (like coffee and chocolate) to every meeting and event at Preiss. DeWana is loved deeply by all who know her well, and those she knows she is truly the most loyal to as well.
The Department Heads
Adam: Carrot Cake Oreo
The Carrot Cake Oreo is another flavor I stand impressed by. Oreo, way to pull the craziest flavors out of no where! Carrot cake in general can be a dessert people are often iffy about at first, but then once they try it they realize it’s nothing except absolutely delicious. It is a one-of-a-kind dessert, making its cookie copy a one-of-a-kind as well! Adam and Carrot Cake Oreos couldn’t go together better.
First thing’s first, carrot cake is orange. And (basically), so is Adam! His love for Clemson really pulls in the color of the cookie perfectly. If you don’t know Adam, or his height, meeting him for the first time can seem a little intimidating. He looks like he could be pretty complex! However, most can attest, once you meet him, immediately you can tell he is extremely kind, inviting, and truly a pleasure to be around. He is one-of-a-kind, and a timeless member of our team, making him a wonderful and inspiring leader for Preiss, just like Carrot Cake Oreos!
Kasey: Spring Oreo
If you are wondering “What…does a Spring Oreo taste like?”, I promise you are not alone. Spring is actually just a really colorful version of The Original Oreo. Full of vibrance and shapes and color, these cookies are a blast to eat! That’s why Kasey’s personality is so similar to the Spring Oreo.
Kasey is extremely creative, colorful, and bright. She might seem original at first, given her long time spent at The Preiss Company; however, she is far from it! Every experience with Kasey is unique, and she is always so fun and vibrant. She brings a freshness to her department that is unlike any other, just the way Spring Oreos add a bit of a POP to the rest of Oreo’s flavor portfolio.
Sally: Original Oreo
There are so many dimensions to this cookie, beyond what most probably would think of. It is like a right of passage to have experienced life with Original Oreos: sweet and bold, comforting and everyone’s go-to. I have never met an Oreo lover that hasn’t loved the Original. While Chloe was also an Original Oreo, Sally is too, but for different reasons all together!
Sally has been with Preiss for a while, also making her a staple to not only our company but to her department as well. She is simple, but so very sweet, and is undeniably everyone’s go-to with questions and concerns about HR! There is no guessing what is on her mind, she is straightforward and truthful in every answer she gives, making Sally a reliable teammate and leader all together. Nothing like an Original Oreo or department head we can lean on!
Susan: Pistachio Oreo
There is no better flavor combo than chocolate and nut. The Pistachio Oreo is great because you get to taste the hint of salt and uniqueness of pistachio but pair it with the chocolate of the cookie. Pistachios are great to have as a staple snack and if you’re anything like me, you just can’t get enough of them! Susan takes this cookie and couldn’t match it better.
Susan is consistent and present within NBD, and while she is sweet like chocolate, she offers a twang of uniqueness like the flavor of pistachios. Being one of the only women in her department, she provides a very important perspective and allows for a fresh opinion on her team. We just can’t get enough of her! There is also something just so sophisticated about a Pistachio Oreo, and we really see that in Susan, too.
Chad: Mint Oreo
There is one word I would use to describe Mint Oreos: fresh. Chocolate is so common in all-things-sweet but the mint just brings a whole new take on the flavor. Mint is a flavor you didn’t even know you wanted, but you’re really glad you have it. That’s why Chad could easily be compared to a Mint Oreo cookie.
Accountants are usually on the quieter side, but Chad takes a fresh lead in his department. He is friendly and outgoing, and always ready to try new food and music with his teammates and coworkers. Chad is always up for adventure, and that’s what makes him as fresh as a Mint Oreo!
Brian: Fudge-Dipped Oreo
The Fudge-Dipped Oreo is one thing, and one thing only: chocolate. What you see is EXACTLY what you get, on the outside, inside, and even in between. While chocolate is a rich flavor, the Fudge-Dipped Oreo takes that flavor and brings it to the next level. Brian is definitely a Fudge-Dipped cookie.
Brian has absolutely no issue telling you how it is. He doesn’t project as anything except himself, and when you get to know him, it doesn’t take long to see that he stays true. Like a Fudge-Dipped Oreo, Brian gives you what you ask for with no questions asked, and is determined to do the job right! He is reliable and helpful, and you can always trust that he will deliver.
